Ask King Simba and Co-King Kovu

Kovu: Well I don’t know how many of cubs there’ll be, but the cub(s) will be here in a few months now.

Simba: They better not look anything like you. I bet Kiara would even hate that.

Kovu: Whatever. So, you aren’t mad anymore about me impregnating your daughter.

Simba: HELL NO! I’M STILL PISSED AT YOU!

Kovu: Dammit.

Simba: I guess my favorite color would be gold, don’t question why it just is. Also my favorite thing to do is to go swimming. It helps clear my mind.

Kovu: Name one good thing about Simba or something positive? Uh….oh! I got it! One thing that’s positive about him is his reign. He always trys his best to keep things in order, make sure everything is fair to all the residents, and keep everything in balance. If anything I kinda look up to up to him, since I’m still kinda not in control and all. So it’s nice to have some type of mentor!

Simba: *blushes and turns head away* Uh…thanks.

Kovu: You’re welcome!

Simba: I guess i like some classical music, but nothing too old. Also, Adam Lambert’s music is kinda cool. That and “For Your  Entertainment” is good music to have your doing “it”.

Kovu: Who’s MJ? I’ve never heard of her or them. Also, no i don’t like that girly type of music. Sorry to disappoint you. Even though i may be girly to your eyes, but to others I’m actually pretty manly.

Simba: So I’m guessing those people are blind.

Kovu: Shut up, you fag!

Kovu: Uh…I guess my favorite type of music would be alternative rock. And my favorite song is Land of the Dead by Voltaire.

Simba: I kind of like all types of music excluding classical. My favorite song is For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert.

Kovu: Isn’t Adam Lambert gay?

Simba:….Don’t judge me.

It’s a pretty cool song. Click here to see it:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsPFDzAGb4A 

Kovu: God, when did you guys start hating me so much. But, just to answer your question: No, I’m pretty content with my life right now. I have no problem with it whatsoever. 

Simba: Yes, i would love to be with Nala rather than this douche.

Kovu: Same here, cunt. Same here.

Simba: There’s a lot of residents that we hate.

Kovu: But, we’d rather not list all of them; it’s a pretty long.

Simba: But since not everyone is here at Pride Rock, since they’re probably afraid of us (which is a good thing), we center our hatred towards each other. 

Kovu: Yep! Plus, I’ve always hated him, even after his blessing for me and Kiara to wed.

Simba: And I just don’t want him to be here. 

Kovu: NO! I was speaking sarcastically! I don’t like Mashoga and Simba.

Simba: And don’t like Kovu, Mashoga, basically almost everyone Pride Rock. Except Nala, Moyo, Kiara, and my mom.

Kovu: Especially your mom…she kind of scares me.

Simba: Trust me when i say: She scares everyone.

Kovu: Well, i wasn’t jealous, until now! Thanks a lot.

Simba: Thanks for the compliments, i guess. 

Petitprincess: If it makes it any better Kovu, i don’t really think Robert Pattinson is all that cute or Schwarzenegger, especially Schwarzenegger. People who are extremely muscular, like Mr. Universe, is extremely unattractive to me.

Kovu: Well, i guess that makes me feel better.

Simba: So, wait, are you saying i look like Mr. Universe?

Petitprincess: Kind of.

Simba: Hmm? I don’t whether to feel offended or thankful.